Tch! How unlucky can I get?

Tch! I'm soooo unlucky today! In science class, my new science teacher called my name and we have to say something that represents us so I was joking with my friends that rainbow unicorns represents me and I really said it out... And my teacher noted it down... AND during PE class, I got hit by the ball THREE TIMES!!! Gah! What's going on today!? But at least there's no school for me tomorrow!!! Our Principal said that the Sec 4 and 5 did well so she said that there's noooo school tomorroooooow~ I'm soooo happy!  Anyways, do you all get so unlucky like me? Or is it even worser?